The female staff offers the following courses to men of all ages and marital status. Please be aware that some of the courses have been changed for simplicity’s sake.
Course # Course Title
| 1 | –Combatting stupidity—beginner’s course. |
| 2. | –You, too, can do housework. |
| 3. | –PMS. Learning to keep your mouth shut. |
| 4. | –How to fill an ice tray (Course 1 is a prerequisite). |
| 5. | –Wives and girlfriends DO NOT want sleazy underthings for Christmas. Money works better. |
| 6. | –Understanding the female response to the male coming home drunk in the wee hours of the night. |
| 7. | — New laundry techniques (Formerly, Don’t Wash My Silks). |
| 8. | — Parenting—There’s more than just the conception part. |
| 9. | — New Interests in Life: Learn to Cook |
| 10. | — Spelling made simple. Even men can get it right (Course 1 is a prerequisite). |
| 11. | — The Weaker Sex—you. |
| 12. | — Reasons to Give Flowers (Course 1 is a prerequisite) |
| 13. | –Innovative ways to say awake after eight. |
| 14. | — The only acceptable place to relieve yourself (See Course 1 for bathrooms) |
| 15. | — The Garbage—tricks for getting it to the curb. |
| 16. | — Toilet instruction 101: How to put the lid down. 201: Where the yellow should and should not be. |
| 17. | — Shopping with your mate 101: How to avoid getting lost. 102: She doesn’t want to look at tools.301: You really can help her look for clothes. It’s notthat hard. |
| 18. | — Weekend and “sports” are not synonymous. |
| 19. | — The remote control 101: You can get over your dependency.201: She can work it just fine. |
| 20. | — How to change your underwear—one easy step. |
| 21. | — Parenting psychology 101: How not to behave younger than your children. 201: They have friends. You’re the dad. |
| 22. | — Male bonding is archaic after you’re married. |
| 23. | –Things to do for Fun: Snow shoveling, trash removal, picking up your clothes. |
Be patient, there are similar courses for women.