Here are a few Dumb Men Jokes for a change of pace:
-Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.
-What is the difference between men and government bonds? Government bonds mature.
-What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs; so she can vacuum.
-Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women? When it’s time to go back to his childhood, the man is pretty much already there.
-What did God say after He created men? “I can do better than this.”
-How do men define a 50-50 relationship? Woman cooks, man eats. Woman cleans; man dirties. Woman irons; man wrinkles.
-What is the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Place the remote between his toes.
-How do men exercise at the beach?” By sucking in their stomachs everytime a bikini walks by.
-What does a man consider to be a 7-course meal? A hot-dog and a six-pack.
-How are married men like pasta? They are always in hot water; they lack taste; and they always need dough.
-Why is it good that there are now female astronauts? So when the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
Nothing personal here. Read the next blogpost for help for men to deal with a world with women in it.
Related articles
